Sun, surf, sass, sorcery and sexy pirates. Welcome to the Caribbean... Captain's LogDate: Two hours after the battle at the Last DoubloonTime: DawnDrinks: Not enough I thought last week was bad, but it turns out a mutiny is a picnic compared to an evil wizard magically kidnapping my best friend Val. A mutiny is a normal occupational hazard for a pirate. Evil wizards? That's new. To rescue Val, I have to sail into the heart of Kill Magpie Flint territory: Port Elizabeth, the local bastion of so-called 'civilised society'. All my enemies are waiting for me and I'm going to make them pay for taking Val. I now have four hot men in my cabin, and I still can't get any action. My prisoner, Commodore St Stephen, has stopped wanting me dead but I can't convince him that lawlessness isn't contagious. Then there's Lysander, a slippery sorcerer who once haunted my ship and whose loyalties I can't predict. My...